Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,370 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
End with 100 points or more in easy mode
End with 100 points or more in normal mode
End with 100 points or more in hard mode
Medals Earned: 7/30 (125/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Clear a challenge room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Find a secret room
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 11/17 (135/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Reach Floor 50
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Die.
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 5/28 (40/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Kill 100 Splitter Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/135 points)
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