Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,210 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Exit the Gas Station
You found your way home
Drink all the Beer
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/155 points)
Beat the Beetle of Madness
Lose
Win under 1 min
Win without getting damaged
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
Airborne for a total of 60 seconds (in one game)
Die 5 times
Crouch for a total of 60 seconds (in one game)
Reach top speed
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
End with 100 points or more in easy mode
End with 100 points or more in normal mode
End with 100 points or more in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/225 points)
Kill an alien
Kill 10 aliens
Collect the submachinegun
Kill 30 enemies
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn how to use the map.
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Collect a tape.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (125/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Clear a challenge room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Find a secret room
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 11/17 (135/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Reach Floor 50
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Die.
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
